Darth Vader Does Stand-Up Comedy

Darth Vader Does Stand-Up Comedy. I find your lack of faith disturbing. Luke, I am your father. You don’t know the power of the dark side.

hello, how you doing?
this is my impression of, of Darth Vader
if uh, if Darth Vader
decided to do stand-up comedy

how many atheists are in the room?
atheists? atheists?
i find your lack of faith disturbing

anyone named Luke?
Luke? Luke? anybody named luke?
i am your father
now go take out the trash

people have told me
being a successful stand-up comedian
in Los Angeles is difficult
i just tell them i have a good agent
and you don’t know the power of the dark side

so that was my impression
of Darth Vader doing stand-up comedy

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